breakingbag:

yes hello this is your pilot speaking and by pilot i mean i read a wikihow on flying a plane once so i guess ill just have to WING it haha just a little pilot humor okie dokie nothing to worry about folks im sure i can figure this out

(via beyoncebeytwice)

lepear:

meladoodle:

U R NOW EX

NO LUV UNO MO

nishlo:

officer, I know I was speeding but technically u were too so I’m gonna have to arrest u please step out of the vehicle


Taylor Swift for Glamour Magazine (March, 2014)
frequentrarities:

sadie is full of freckles and rainbows

vondell-swain:

“mr president is it true that you have not fed or played with any of your neopets in 29 years”

(Source: itsvondell, via jonasbrothers)

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